Facebook me! I am the optimal mixture of all things cute and fuzzy with all things rancid and evil. I love dark humor and dark rum. I am not blatant, but passive...not aggressive but devotedly offensive. I stick up for the under dog and pummel the unqualified righteous. I am a masochistic weenie. I kick existentialism in the face, and kiss my friends on the cheek. I hate false persons and love the Darwin awards. I am a best friend to a select few, a friendly acquaintance to some, an enemy to none, and a total ass to many. I am kind, but not indulgent. I am generous but not careless. I cover my bases, I tie up my loose ends. I dislike competitive sports, but I'll be pissed if you beat me at poker. My face is constantly molded by the individual people I spend time with. I am not the same to everyone, and neither are you. I think coolers and flavored liquors are for sissies and if you say you like "Merlot" you don't know piss from vinegar about wine. I like strong friends and strong women. There is an I in my team which stands for Independence, individuality and integrity. Fart jokes always make me laugh, and Lion King always makes me cry. I revert to child hood around cute dogs and become 10 times stronger when threatened. I am not afraid to get my hands dirty, but my living environment is tediously maintained. I am not gay, I am not bi. I like women with their own lives and dreams, their own vices and strengths, and their own likes and dislikes. I believe in survival of the fittest, and I believe I have I a chip on my shoulder. I will not be a bum, because I can't be. Things tend to work out my way, because I stack the cards in my favor. I can speak to anyone about anything and beat them down at their own game. I fuck up a lot, and say stupid shit...I bring to much or not enough. I am human, I know it, and I don't want to cover it up...so fuck you and your categories! I like me...now I am gonna have a soda.
Yah, i just remember; if you like to contact me you gonna have to add me to your MSN or Yahoo list:
Bloody_Sky@Hotmail.com - MSN.
Damas_Blood - Yahoo
| I am 58% Evil |
 I am evil, but i haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - i am on my way to world domination. |
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